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Post by BIT0112-Rokon Sun Jul 11, 2010 11:47 am

Laws of software

Law 1: Every Software Engineer continues his state of chatting or forwarding mails unless he is assigned work by manager.


Law 2: The rate of change in the software is directly proportional to the payment received from client and takes place at the quick rate as when deadline force is applied.


Law 3: For every Use Case Manifestation there is an equal but opposite Software Implementation.


Law 4 : Bugs can neither be created nor be removed from software by a developer. It can only be converted from one form to another. The total number of bugs in the software always remains constant!
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Post by BIT0122-Amit Sun Jul 11, 2010 6:12 pm

very very funny wahahaha Very Happy Very Happy
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Post by BIT0129-Tabassum Tue Feb 01, 2011 1:52 am

Topic moved to this section from the temporary Irrelevant Section Smile
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